Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!

1. Are you male or female?
I'm both!

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
My birthday is February 30th, and I'm turning three tomorrow.

3. Where do you live?
In Howl's Moving Castle

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No, they were all killed because I made fun of Voldemort and Bellatrix's lovechild.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Politics? I don't give a damn. But I do know that Sarah Palin is one smart cookie.

23. How would you describe your personality?
You know your mom? Yeah, ask her. She knows.

6. Where do you work or study at?
I work on Mars, trying to get all of the pretty rocks to attack Earth and make me Empress of the Universe.

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
Clothes? I don't bother with them. They're rather annoying, you know?

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Yuck, food. I hate eating people food, preferring to eat people instead.

9. How many friends do you have?
3.1415926...

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Yeah, about three times a day with random people in my head. They speak to me.

10. Why did you join DA?
Because of the initials. "DA" reminds me of the father I lost to Voldemort. I used to call him "Da."

11. What kind of art you like?
Art sucks, why would people like art?

12. What kind of art do you make?
Stick figures in flour with a wooden spoon... then I destroy it with my wrath against art.

13. Are you famous here on DA?
duh. People adore my flour-people, both before and after they're destroyed by my wrath against art.

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
Why the heck would I do that? Replying is only for those of a subhuman race. And the human race. Because I am of a superhuman race.

15. Do you fav often?
NUUU. Faving is for losers who love art. But loads of people fav my flour-people, both before and after they're destroyed by my wrath against art.

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Oh yeah, all the time. But it bores me.

17. Do you like quizzes?
Hell no.

19. Do you use DA often?
Nope, about once every few decades. Decades inside my almost-three years of age.

20. Where did question 18 go?
It's still there, but invisible.

21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
One of me eating your mom... Or one of my flour-people before and after they are destroyed by my wrath against art. :3

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
What quiz? I haven't been doing any type of quiz in my life!

24. Where did question 23 disappear?
Up your butt.